i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory
Make sure that the one you love has enough blankets.
*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*
me: oh….. let me get that right quick
*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*
You & I ~John Legend
Out of all of the girls
You’re my one and only girl
Ain’t nobody in the world tonight
All of the stars, you make them shine like they were ours
Ain’t nobody in the world but you and I
This album is so good.
Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?
Looks like Donna is on the search for some dick
i honestly hope this vine trend lasts for the rest of my life
cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life